the dubious philosophy of salmon

the number of people who have looked at this is officially too large a number

This will never stop being unspeakably beautiful or moving me to tears.

i follow this 1 user on twitter who posts pics of their snakes and i really want you all to look at this snake they have. i’ve never seen a snake that was built like this

you know when you're ill about Some Guy and you look at him and you're like. what sort of siren spell have you cast upon me. fiend. witch. begone from my sight *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpe

me when i have to make dinner in order to have dinner

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

she took the ipod with flappy bird in the divorce

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

funniest shirt alive

somewhere in an alternate universe mr breast just made a video giving 1000 people top surgery

somewhere else mr priest just baptized another 1000

mr yeast has baked the most beautiful bread and is enjoying it with mr feast. Unfortunatly they live in california so mr east can’t join them. and mr least. well he doesnt make as many videos

no way in hell

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit